Washington Post style invitational, Readers were asked to take anyword from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition:
reintarnation - coming back to life as a hillbilly
Giraffiti - vandalism spray-pinted really really high
Sarchasm - the gulf between the author of a sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
hipatitis - terminal coolness
osteopornosis - a degenerate disesase
glibido - all talk and no action
dopeler effect - the tendency for stupid ideas to sound smarter when they come at you rapidly
Karmageddon - It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes right? and then, like, the earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
intaxication - euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with.
ignoranus - a person who is both stupid and an asshole
