Star Trek Inspirational Posters
Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:59 pm
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Captain Ramart: Captain Kirk, meet Charles Evans. Now if you'll excuse us, we have to go.
Kirk: Sure you don't need anything? Supplies? Salt tablets?
Ramart: All we need is to run away from him, screaming like madmen.
Kirk: Okay. Buh-bye.
Charlie: Is that a girl?
Kirk: No, those are the transporter controls. This is your first time around other people, isn't it?
Charlie: Why does the Captain call me Mr. Evans?
McCoy: Because it's your name. Why? What'd the crew of the Antares call you?
Charlie: They always called me "Anakin."
Charlie: I'm attracted to you.
Rand: Aren't you extroverted! To think I'm your first crush.
Charlie: Can I come to your quarters with some whips and chains?
Rand: Did I say extroverted? I meant perverted.
Uhura: (singing) Charlie X, Charlie X, for you that name might vex. But be glad indeed your name's not Malcolm Reed or you'd be called Malcolm X. Ack!
Charlie: I find your lack of good lyrics disturbing.
Rand: Hey Charlie, why don't you get attracted to this girl?
Charlie: She's like sand. I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything's soft... and smooth....
Rand: Sigh. Is there going to be a Star Wars reference in every scene?