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[Carrie]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walkes barefoot most of the time which produced an impressive set of salluses on his feet. He also ate very littl, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath. this made him.....
super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
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[rusty]

This is taking humour too far!

(did you know he was a punjabi?)

[Michael]

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Welcome to the forum Carrie. Puns rule!
Here is one that Hannah told me.

A sheriff walks into a saloon, and shouts for everyone's
attention. "Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?", he asks.

"What's he look like?", asks one shoddy looking cowboy.

"Well", replies the Sheriff. "He wears a brown paper hat,
a brown paper waistcoat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper
boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket."

"So what's he wanted for?", asks the cowboy.
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"Rustlin'...", replies the Sheriff

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