Christmas Riddles

[Grampa & Gramma]

Here are some riddles - lets see who gets the most answers!

1 What do elves learn in school?

2 What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

3 What smells most in a chimney?

4 If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

5 What do you call Santa when he has no money (good question this year!)?

6 What goes OH! OH! OH! ?

[Michael]

1 What do elves learn in school?
Gnome Economics?

2 What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosty Flakes?

3 What smells most in a chimney?
Santa's beard?

4 If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Is this an Xmas riddle?

5 What do you call Santa when he has no money (good question this year!)?
???

6 What goes OH! OH! OH! ?
Mrs Clause?

[Chris]

do astronauts get mistletoe?

[Michael]

Oh yeah, nice one, I was thinking moon boots.



:CEBACCA:

[rusty]

1 What do elves learn in school?
One or the money, two for the show....
DId you say Elvis..???

2 What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
all white, i give up....
3 What smells most in a chimney?
Not sure, but most people's ashes stink...


4 If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
rocket pocket

5 What do you call Santa when he has no money (good question this year!)?
Centa

6 What goes OH! OH! OH! ?
Santa when he comes up the chimney?

[Michael]

1 What do elves learn in school?
Hannah says, " Very little?"

[Grampa & Gramma]

Here are the answers! Mike (almost) got No. 2, and Rusty got No. 4

1 The Elf-abet. Hanna was the closest!
2 Frosted Flakes
3 Santa's nose
4 Missile toe
5 Saint Nickel-less
6 Santa walking backwards

These are really bad, which makes them good!
Thanks for playing, Dad