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Christmas Riddles

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:18 pm
by Grampa & Gramma
Here are some riddles - lets see who gets the most answers!

1 What do elves learn in school?

2 What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

3 What smells most in a chimney?

4 If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

5 What do you call Santa when he has no money (good question this year!)?

6 What goes OH! OH! OH! ?

Re: Christmas Riddles

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:27 pm
by Michael
1 What do elves learn in school?
Gnome Economics?

2 What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosty Flakes?

3 What smells most in a chimney?
Santa's beard?

4 If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Is this an Xmas riddle?

5 What do you call Santa when he has no money (good question this year!)?
???

6 What goes OH! OH! OH! ?
Mrs Clause?

Re: Christmas Riddles

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:59 am
by Chris
do astronauts get mistletoe?

Re: Christmas Riddles

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:48 pm
by Michael
Oh yeah, nice one, I was thinking moon boots.

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Re: Christmas Riddles

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:50 am
by rusty
1 What do elves learn in school?
One or the money, two for the show....
DId you say Elvis..???


2 What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
all white, i give up....
3 What smells most in a chimney?
Not sure, but most people's ashes stink...


4 If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
rocket pocket

5 What do you call Santa when he has no money (good question this year!)?
Centa

6 What goes OH! OH! OH! ?
Santa when he comes up the chimney?

Re: Christmas Riddles

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:05 pm
by Michael
1 What do elves learn in school?
Hannah says, " Very little?"

Re: Christmas Riddles

Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:21 am
by Grampa & Gramma
Here are the answers! Mike (almost) got No. 2, and Rusty got No. 4

1 The Elf-abet. Hanna was the closest!
2 Frosted Flakes
3 Santa's nose
4 Missile toe
5 Saint Nickel-less
6 Santa walking backwards

These are really bad, which makes them good!
Thanks for playing, Dad